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ben-c:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

i think my favourite part of this is “can we not do this again dave” because it makes me very curious as to dave’s previous shenanigans 

(Source: shittinggold)

have-perspective:

tinalikesbutts:

high-in-the-tardis:

balconyscene:

women

Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.

Never trust us.

This post speaks to me on a spiritual level

(Source: cantora-magrela)

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

Reblogged so fast I just gave myself whiplash

funnyordie:

via Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell

clintbarttons:

clint “while you guys were off saving the world i got myself a new jacket who’s the real winner here” barton

Petiton for this line to be in the new movie

(Source: jasonttodd)

(Source: cosmopolitanmagazine)

Jul 8
  • Brazil: WE GOT THIS! FINALE! TO THE FIN--
  • Germany: Oh! you're planning to win the World Cup?
  • Brazil: ...
  • Germany: Wouldn't it be a shame
  • Brazil: ....
  • Germany: If something
  • Brazil: ........
  • Germany: were to
  • Brazil: ...............
  • Germany: happen...?
Jul 8

Is it a replay or is it another goal?

- Literally everyone during the Brazil-Germany game today (via danish-butter-cookie)

Jul 7

Mads Mikkelsen for Flaunt

(Source: madsmikkelsennews)

Jul 5

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

(Source: travalicious)